How to be as Cool as Lyon

First, make shishi and play a guitar at the same time..


Be secure enough to eat brown rice naked...


Divide your time between eating, sleeping, and local charities


Master your Zoolander face


Drive a dope car...


Eat more than enough cake at the parties


Make sure your social calendar is filled up with Birthday Parties


Keep the girls interested...but make sure you have a rock to throw at them if they get too close.


You also master Puppy Eyes in case of cookie emergencies


You master the Serious Face so people take you seriously at 2 years old


Then you learn to surf naked with water wings


Have the right style.