Last night Lyon went to the bathroom and made the biggest, longest, straightest doodoo I've ever seen. It was like a perfect log. "Kiri!!!" he yelled. "Kiri!! come look at my doodoo!"
"Ok" she responded as she started walking towards the bathroom.
So he got her in the bathroom and she looked down in the toilet at Lyon's request and said,
"Ohhh my goooshhh!"
Story #2:
We were driving home from the beach in the evening and Lyon says from the back seat,
"Mom, look at all my sharp teeth! I have all these sharp teeth!"
"oh yea?" I said.
"Yea, you can look at all my sharp teeth but don't touch them cause they'll give you an owweee" he warns.
"where did you get all your sharp teeth?" I quiz him.
"I got them from the man at the garage sale and the doctor fixed them"
The humor doesn't end with these two!
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